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It Ain't Funny

by The Punchlines

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway.
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.
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Did you hear about the magician who was heading home from work? He turned his car into a driveway.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and says, "I need to borrow $50." And his dad says, "$40? Why do you need $30? Here's your $20."
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How do 2 flies screw in a lightbulb? They do it together, but I don't know how they get inside.
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What did Michael Jordan see when he went into the bathroom? Scottie Poopin'.
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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'll have me a beer.... and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"

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A Jew, an Irishman, and a ginger walk into a pop punk band...

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released June 12, 2013

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