It Ain't Funny

by The Punchlines

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A Jew, an Irishman, and a ginger walk into a pop punk band...

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released June 12, 2013

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Track Name: About Halfway
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.
Track Name: The Bartender Gives It To Her
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

The bartender gives it to her.
Track Name: None
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.
Track Name: He Turned His Car Into A Driveway
Did you hear about the magician who was heading home from work?

He turned his car into a driveway.
Track Name: Make Me One With Everything
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.
Track Name: 40 Dollars (Why Do You Need 30 Dollars?)
A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and says, "I need to borrow $50."

And his dad says, "$40? Why do you need $30? Here's your $20."
Track Name: They Do It Together
How do 2 flies screw in a lightbulb?

They do it together, but I don't know how they get inside.
Track Name: Scottie Poopin'
What did Michael Jordan see when he went into the bathroom?


Scottie Poopin'.
Track Name: Why The Big Pause
A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'll have me a beer.... and a shot of whiskey."

The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"