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About Halfway
01:49
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway.
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
The bartender gives it to her.
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None
00:48
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
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Did you hear about the magician who was heading home from work?
He turned his car into a driveway.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and says, "I need to borrow $50."
And his dad says, "$40? Why do you need $30? Here's your $20."
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They Do It Together
00:41
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How do 2 flies screw in a lightbulb?
They do it together, but I don't know how they get inside.
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Scottie Poopin'
01:00
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What did Michael Jordan see when he went into the bathroom?
Scottie Poopin'.
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Why The Big Pause
01:17
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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'll have me a beer.... and a shot of whiskey."
The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
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